July 2011
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HMV already have a poster up with 'Amy Winehouse...
advertising the sale of her CD’s and I know it is normal practice to pump the fans of a dead musician for spare change so that a big lumbering multimillion dollar corporation can stuff it’s pockets even further but it all seems pretty shameless.
There isn’t a single poster, post-it or even a scrap piece of paper in the entire shop saying ‘Oh yeah, by the way it is a total...
I was walking past a group of chavs today going...
and I managed to drop the money that I owe my dad (£130) on the ground right next to them and I just went OH BALLS.
but then they just helped me pick it up and were quite nice and well, i have learnt an important lesson today.
I need to keep my money in a wallet.
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Fucking terrifying.
Okay so something that is probably going to get annoying is me constantly telling everyone how horrific my new game is. But bare with me.
WHAT THE FUCK!HGHHGAHGAHSDGHSAGHAGHSGHDGHASGH
I just shat. Everywhere. There were monsters. And a piano. And a cave in. And just.. ugh.
I do have a severe migrane now though because of the in-game headaches that the character gets. The bastard.
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If I was an Atlantic Salmon I would just buy a...
I’d stock my fridge up and then I wouldn’t have to die, I’d just have a pot noodle.
On The One Show a man is trying to ‘prove’ how hard it is for salmon to swim upstream… by swimming upstream…. ‘WOW this is REALLY DIFFICULT I can’t believe it!…’
You are not a fish. Stop it.
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Bob Dylan - “Hurricane”
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Had a lovely day today...
I think I am going to start doing more half days at work now. They seem to agree with my mental health a little more.
Soooo.. I am pretty sure I saw Louis Theroux today...
he was probably filming a new documentary about how my dad is a spy.
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“You want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You...”
– Walter Sobchak in The Big Lebowski
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musicfromthe90s:
Loser by Beck
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I just finished reading 'From The Mouth Of The...
and honestly it was wonderful.
But this extract in particular made it for me:
‘A crab crawls out of Peter the Pilot’s mouth. He coughs and is about to speak again when another larger crab crawls out. When the third and largest crab starts to force it’s way out between his lips it is clear that my meeting with the pilot is over.’
There are so many other parts that really...
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SWEET BABY JESUS.
I have my laptop hooked up to the widescreen telly downstairs.
I aint sleeping tonight.
“Look what you have done in the name of Christ. If you stand by and watch them...”
– Charles Manson (via thatslag)
gud nite yeh i luff hini
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New Laptop, New Shoes, New T-Shirt and I am...
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