March 2010
Today i refused to eat the entire plate of slop that was so begrudgingly supplied to me by my mother.. apparently this means i have anorexia
I’m not too sure.. naturally eating an entire mound of pig swill over-faced me a little.. besides im a boy we cant get anorexia.. that’s a girl disease.. like periods or food poisoning.. im much too manly for any of that shit
Anyway.. on the...
Great..
it’s snowing again..
WatchR-Kelly’s ‘Hip-Hoprah’
Watching Charlie Brooker's Screenwipe
which is ‘as natural as being curious about dogging’.. apparently
Charlie is a comic genius.. and one of the worlds masters of the violent non sequitur http://www.youtube.com/view_play_list?p=6A2C4224B981014B
there be a link the entire series
HOLY SHIT :) I have to go to see this; it’s a road dahl play.. with music written by tim minchin.. i would very much like to know if anyone would like to come?.. it sounds amazing.. all i need is a way of getting to london without too much hassle, and a plausible excuse to get out of school for a few days
http://www.rsc.org.uk/whatson/8951.aspx
I've always wanted a tattoo
This is because i absolutely love the idea of having an actual piece of art on my body.. it sounds kinda clichéd; the long haired arty type, plays an instrument and decides to paint his body but I really don’t care
Anyway ive always been put off the idea because the tattoo shop in Tod is essentially just a dirty shack, however this weekend Connor showed me the one in Hebden Bridge and it...
“Good afternoon. My name is Glenn Danzig and I’m here to take your daughter on a...”
– -Glenn Danzig (via tomoatmeal)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vgSn0SbQJQI :)
My horoscope says that i'm 'mysterious'
to prove it right i’m gonna come into school tomorrow dressed as an eagle, everybody will be all like ‘wow, that guy is dressed as a bird of prey he’s so mysterious’ then i’ll get unconditional sex from all of my newly acquired admirers
That’s the plan anyway :)
Resident Evil 4
Why is it that when the bad guy in resident evil 4 says ‘writhe in my cage of torment friend’ I get the feeling that this game is going to somehow get harder?
I have a lot of free time now that graphics have extended the deadline two weeks and a bit, so im trying my best to play through the rest of this game.. it is fooking difficult to say the least but it is absolutely amazing.
I...
Just Watched American Psycho
.. That was literally the most ridiculous film i have EVER seen but it was very good and I have learnt some very valuable lessons:
1. It is very easy to be a serial killer in New York as long as you
a. have nice suits
and
b. have a lawyer who doesn’t mind doing a bit of overtime.
2. Christian Bale can ONLY play Batman.
3. Watching Batman drop a chainsaw on...
Candy is dandy but Liquor is Quicker
I’m enjoying a nice glass of wine and contemplating what to do next. I might have to start on my graphics coursework at some point because it is in for Tuesday but ignorance after all, is bliss and id much prefer to listen to the kinks and read a book
gee-gee:
pegglestick:
Don’t ever Google ‘Prince Albert Piercing’… im traumatized
why the hell were you googling that :|
Somebody mentioned it in a facebook update.. so i had an innocent little look.. is it possible to un-see things?
Don’t ever Google ‘Prince Albert Piercing’… im traumatized
selleckwaterfallsandwich:
The Official Selleck...
RESERVOIR DOGS
FINALLY got to see reservoir dogs today, i cut a deal with an associate of mine and he said that i could watch the film as long as he was allowed to hide that rolled up carpet in my basement until he figures out a way to get it out of the country, anywho the film is brilliant :) .. it really puts all other gangster movies to shame
Im glad that Joe has organized his party tomorrow, im ready to ‘rock out with my sony a200 out’ as i am gonna be taking some sexy photos… and i havent done anything terribly social for a while… it feels almost as though he has organised the thing entirely for the purposes of supplying me with something to do on a Thursday evening.
Friday morning isn’t going to be fun...
haha :P block me on msn will you? well i think we BOTH know who the mature one in this situation is :)
.. ANYWAY i bought an onken yoghurt today.. it was 450g of strawberrily goodness and i thoroughly enjoyed it… im now off my tits on a fruity high and have no time to play silly mind games with silly girls, i think im gonna do something interesting in a bit, i think my camera is dying to be...
Formspring...
I am officially not getting this, people’s questions infuriate me in real life, why would I want to have that stress applied to the internet, a place I go to to ignore the outside world?
besides… judging by the number of people asking beth to get all naked and such i think id prefer to ignore this particular utility
hmmmm let's folk?
I have been downloading albums like crazy this week, for instance i now have the greatest hits of the kinks, motley crue, the rolling stones and ELO but my favourite downloads are the sexy little albums adorned with folk songs, i love the way folk singers can actually tell a story trough their songs rather than the series of strangled sounds popularized by artists such as Ke$ha.
I very much like...
Results day bitchesss!! :)
i got two A’s… im very proud of myself and may well do a little dance… just have to worry about the summer modules now :O
weird, you never hear a word in your entire life and then it appears all at once. I have heard the word ‘ubiquitous’ three times today.
I also discovered the term ‘badonkadoink’ recently.. possibly the best word since tattybojangles
There is a thin line between martyrdom and plain masochism, you just tweaked your toe over that line
the best cover version ever? :)
Friedrich Nietzsche:
For art to exist, for any sort of aesthetic activity or perception to exist, a certain physiological precondition is indispensable: intoxication.
Nietzsche here essentially saying that the world is incomplete without drug addiction .. pretty bold statement but with a stache like that i’m not gonna argue
The question isn't 'where did he come from' but...
